[x]You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.( Vending machines piss me off.)
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.( Not on accident though lol)
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (Uhhm, no.)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (All the time)
[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush (Well, only into fences)
[x] You have been called a blonde (Yeah haha)
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (no...)
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow. (No, but I would have, had I not been in public lol)
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm (I knew this, but there's a part which is slightly different.)
[ ] You sang them to make sure (Nope, I figured it out before).
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (yeah, they always seem to be in the way)
[ ] You have choked on your own spit. (eeww.)

so far: 5

[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less. (I type with eight and use my thumbs for the spacebar :])
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Yeah, never wear your hair down next to a BBQ grill xD)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling (Yeah, it was only kinda all over my pillow lol)

so far: 7


[x] You have fallen asleep in class (History, Math, Physics...everything but English)
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (Hell no, I think everything over too much, if anything lol)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about. (Only if I'm interrupted).
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.(not that I know of)
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice" (Not since kindergarten)

so far: 9

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math. (No, that's what my head is for)
[x] You have eaten a bug by accident (lol, yeah didn't taste like anything, really)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (yeah lol, I always do that; major PROCRASTINATOR with a major case of senioritis.)
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (That's why God invented mirrors.)
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (yeah, car keys xD)

so far: 12


[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't. (<sarcasm>Of course not, I love the idea of being murdered by a clown.</sarcasm>
[x] You break/lose a lot of things. (Both actually, hehe)
[ ] You tilt you're head when you're confused (No, I furrow my eyebrows lol)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (hahaha yeah)
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (Once in a while lol)
[x] The word "um" is used many times a day. (Definitely)
[ ] You dont know what "um" means. (wow, that's just sad)
[ ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. (I saw What-ever. does that count?)
[ ]You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (A question to a question I haven't read yet, hmm how smart of you)

Grand total: 16!

Sooo, multiply by three and voila!

I am exactly 48% retarded. Aww, how nice, as long as it isn't 50% then I'm cool... Cuz then I'd be trying to murder that half of me